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eyebrowobsession:

jewish-psyop:

otherwindow:

Concept: the secret boss of a video game is the merchant you’ve traded with this whole time, and their combat capabilities are based entirely on what you sold them. 

For example, did you sell them Necromancy skill books? Well shit they can summon a skeleton army.

Yeah I’m really scared of the guy with 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes

That just means he can heal 200 times right before death

I just found this post on Youtube so i came here to see it in person… It’s even better! And after see almost all the 134.633 notesi see that this idea have even more potential, why you ask? Well, because some of the items that many people in the notes suggest have a lot of random and possible phases to the Merchant Boss, including but not only:

+ 30 rusty iron swords and 200 fruit cakes? The power of an Rust Poisoning Storm of Blades and a Unbreakable Self-Healing Defense (@ jewish-psyop )
+ 200 dwarven bows? Hanzo Ultimate x200 (@ scienceisthegreatest )
+ 3,000 gold rings enchanted with “fortify sneaking”? The most Sneaky Ninja Pimp who is gonna beat you ass! (@ fuck-rand )
+ Magic Staffs? Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru IN YOUR FACE~ (@ nightmareswings11 )
+ 10,000 iron daggers? WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! (@ fancy-buzzcut )
+ Wolf Pelts? HE MAYBE CAN CRAFT A FUCKING WOLF ARMOR OR TURN INTO THE MOTHERFUCKING SIF MADE ONLY OF WOLF PELTS!
+ Dragon Bones? Same that the Wolf Pelts but A DRAGON BONE ARMOR! The Dragonbone~

+ 50 cheese wheels… Did i REALLY have to mention how sturdy are the cheese wheels?! Also the unthinkable amount of cheese puns during the boss battle!~

“YOU ARE NOT HAVE A GOUDA TIME HERE, SON!“ Says  The Merchant while is thowing the biggest and sturdiest wheels of cheese right to your face with the strenght of 1000 mens

(vía otherwindow)